Why China Makes Travel Feel So Easy

978.72, "duration": 8.48}, {"text": "um a stirer or something to stir your coffee with.?\\nOtherwise, you'll have to use. They're actually??", "start": 987.2, "duration": 6.64}, {"text": "real Ray-B bands as well. It's not like I'm using?\\ncheap They're actually genuine Ray-B bands.??", "start": 993.84, "duration": 6.56}, {"text": "But we um as we said, we're trying to be good, so?\\nwe pack sweetness in our bag. But I haven't got a??", "start": 1000.4, "duration": 5.28}, {"text": "ster, so that had to do. Definitely something I?\\nlove about Chinese

trains. And I do like if you??", "start": 1005.68, "duration": 5.92}, {"text": "watch this channel a long time, I sound like I'm?\\nrepeating myself cuz I ride these trains so often,??", "start": 1011.6, "duration": 5.2}, {"text": "but for one, there's a good place here to put?\\nmy arm, which is good. There's a place to charge??", "start": 1016.8, "duration": 7.2}, {"text": "my phone, table, and this is second class.?\\nThis is second class. This is the cheapest??", "start": 1024.0, "duration": 5.92}, {"text": "apart from standing up in the aisle. This

is the?\\ncheapest place you can you can be on this train.??", "start": 1029.92, "duration": 5.28}, {"text": "Leg rooms just un unmatched, I reckon. Right. If?\\nChina were greedy, because this is obviously a a??", "start": 1035.2, "duration": 7.28}, {"text": "governmentr run train. If this was a private?\\ncompany in the UK, you wouldn't have no leg??", "start": 1042.48, "duration": 5.76}, {"text": "room because they would pack on 100 more seats on?\\nthis train to make a little bit more money. Look,??", "start": 1048.24, "duration": 5.2}, {"text":

"this train is absolutely packed. But leg room?\\nand it's quite comfortable. And as I said,??", "start": 1053.44, "duration": 7.2}, {"text": "we're second class unless you're sat next to?\\nBen and he takes up the whole armrest and just??", "start": 1060.64, "duration": 4.72}, {"text": "squishes you in. You know, actually rules are?\\nperson in the middle should have like by the??", "start": 1065.36, "duration": 7.12}, {"text": "letter of the law should have both armrests. But?\\nthen I can't but I'm such a big guy. I get these??", "start": 1072.48,

"duration": 7.28}, {"text": "but there's there's no fork. There's no there's?\\nno fork. There's no cutlery. So, um, it's either??", "start": 1079.76, "duration": 9.12}, {"text": "eat it with the hands or don't eat it at all. Have?\\nyou got anything in replacements? Oh, no. No. I'm??", "start": 1088.88, "duration": 8.32}, {"text": "absolutely have one. So, I'm trying to open this.?\\nStruggling. Brian's trying to open that. Done it.", "start": 1097.2, "duration": 11.52}, {"text": "Cheers. For the last like 3 days,??", "start": 1108.72, "duration":

3.68}, {"text": "there's literally not been a cloud?\\nin the sky in and around Beijing.", "start": 1112.4, "duration": 7.6}, {"text": "It's so beautiful.", "start": 1120.0, "duration": 6.96}, {"text": "How chip chip. I'll tell you what, for a?\\nfat pack chicken, that was well nice. But??", "start": 1126.96, "duration": 4.56}, {"text": "Ben's on his and I've warned him so many?\\ntimes. There's like juice in the bottom of??", "start": 1131.52, "duration": 4.16}, {"text": "the packet. And this is so Ben to spill it all?\\nover yourself and then he'll cop

and he'll go,??", "start": 1135.68, "duration": 5.2}, {"text": "\\"What's the point?\\" I won't I won't?\\nblame on the chicken and I won't blame??", "start": 1140.88, "duration": 5.68}, {"text": "it on myself. You blame it on me.?\\nI'll blame it on the gods. Why me?", "start": 1146.56, "duration": 7.92}, {"text": "You're such a weirdo. It's really?\\nnice though. Really? It's so good,??", "start": 1154.48, "duration": 3.04}, {"text": "isn't it? It's really moist as well. Look over?\\nthere in the background. Yeah. So that random??", "start": 1157.52,

"duration": 5.52}, {"text": "one random building being built. That really tall?\\none. It looks like they're building like almost??", "start": 1163.04, "duration": 5.52}, {"text": "looks like they're building a new city there. I?\\njust checked something. I just checked and we are??", "start": 1168.56, "duration": 5.44}, {"text": "um about 45 minutes away from Chingal. Uh and we?\\njust realized that we haven't actually booked a??", "start": 1174.0, "duration": 7.12}, {"text": "hotel. So, which I know it sounds like totally?\\nlike crazy like anyone that

goes traveling like??", "start": 1181.12, "duration": 7.36}, {"text": "surely you know where you're staying. Yeah,?\\nit's quite normal for us like lastminute.com.??", "start": 1188.48, "duration": 6.56}, {"text": "um looking through trip. So literally?\\nI'm just searching Chingda and um", "start": 1195.04, "duration": 10.88}, {"text": "looking at the sort of like three star hotels. Um?\\nthe prices actually look pretty like decent for??", "start": 1205.92, "duration": 6.56}, {"text": "um China's cheap anyway, but obviously we just?\\ncome from Beijing.

Um we're based in Guanjo,??", "start": 1212.48, "duration": 7.36}, {"text": "so uh the first tier cities are?\\nalways a little bit more expensive.??", "start": 1219.84, "duration": 4.24}, {"text": "Uh, Ching is not too bad. So, yeah. Uh, let me?\\nfind a hotel cuz I am just scrolling through.??", "start": 1225.04, "duration": 8.24}, {"text": "Have you said what time it is? It is 5:20. What?\\ntime did we get there? Yeah, that's what I mean.??", "start": 1233.28, "duration": 5.04}, {"text": "That's it's 5:20 and we're supposed to get there?\\nabout about

6:00. So, we are very close. So yeah,??", "start": 1238.32, "duration": 6.08}, {"text": "let me get this sorted because um literally lucky?\\nwe remembered cuz we would probably have got there??", "start": 1244.4, "duration": 5.04}, {"text": "and then have to find a coffee shop to book?\\nsomewhere to stay which we have done like many??", "start": 1249.44, "duration": 4.96}, {"text": "many times before but uh Rian's in the middle of I?\\nthink what are you doing? Planning something. I'm??", "start": 1254.4, "duration": 6.48}, {"text": "trying to make a

two week travel plan around China?\\nbecause Ben's mom dad is on about coming out every??", "start": 1260.88, "duration": 4.88}, {"text": "February for two weeks and we said we'll plan your?\\nroute and I thought it can be a test uh for other??", "start": 1265.76, "duration": 5.92}, {"text": "people so I could make people route and plan it?\\nfor him trains course where to book what to book.??", "start": 1271.68, "duration": 6.64}, {"text": "Let me know. Would you like something like that?\\nor should I just do it for his mom and dad? That??", "start":

1278.32, "duration": 3.6}, {"text": "could be our job, couldn't it? That could be?\\nour little um side piece. I think I found one.??", "start": 1281.92, "duration": 3.92}, {"text": "So I found the home in Select Hotel. three star.?\\nUm, 9.7 reviews. Quite good. It's got a luggage,??", "start": 1285.84, "duration": 11.36}, {"text": "storage, gym, suite, and a quiet room. Decent.?\\nBut what I was looking for was it actually says??", "start": 1297.2, "duration": 6.32}, {"text": "it opened in 2025. Um, cuz recently we found that?\\nolder hotels have worse

Wi-Fi. And we do need to??", "start": 1303.52, "duration": 8.64}, {"text": "upload a video tonight. Um, desperately. Like last?\\nnight, we got we had an older hotel last night and??", "start": 1312.16, "duration": 6.32}, {"text": "it stopped. It literally stopped on 65% and anyone?\\nthat's ever uh done YouTube, Tik Tok, any sort of??", "start": 1318.48, "duration": 7.04}, {"text": "social media knows that the most frustrating most?\\nfrustrating thing in the world is having videos??", "start": 1325.52, "duration": 6.24}, {"text": "ready to upload and

not being able to upload them.?\\nUm like bad Wi-Fi and that. So that's probably??", "start": 1331.76, "duration": 5.04}, {"text": "like uh apart from a comfortable bed, that's?\\nprobably priority. No, I would settle for an??", "start": 1336.8, "duration": 7.2}, {"text": "uncomfortable bed to have good Wi-Fi tonight. Rian?\\nprobably wouldn't. No, never in a million years.??", "start": 1344.0, "duration": 4.96}, {"text": "For bed. My sleep is very, very important.?\\nYeah. Not a good YouTuber. YouTuber.", "start": 1348.96, "duration": 8.32}, {"text":

"Well, it actually looks like we have arrived.?\\nRian's literally time is impeccable. Thought??", "start": 1357.28, "duration": 6.32}, {"text": "she'd go to toilet as we arrived. So, I don't?\\nknow where she is. I'm just getting off.", "start": 1363.6, "duration": 9.2}, {"text": "that suit. Oh, is it? We're just standing?\\nhere. This kid was trying to translate with??", "start": 1377.52, "duration": 6.32}, {"text": "us and we were trying, but he just um?\\ngot us out some treats. Gave us one of??", "start": 1383.84, "duration": 4.4}, {"text": "these

each. How nice is that little boy??\\nAnyhow, he's gone now to get his family,??", "start": 1388.24, "duration": 7.04}, {"text": "but he was down there. How nice is that? Great?\\nlittle lad. Ben can't get into it. So, they're??", "start": 1395.28, "duration": 4.88}, {"text": "obviously not made for grown-ups. Not child. I'm?\\nhoping as we get out there's like a beer place.", "start": 1400.16, "duration": 11.44}, {"text": "We lit up. 5 hours later and we've arrived. Brand?\\nnew province. It's been a long time. I don't know??", "start": 1411.6,

"duration": 7.68}, {"text": "which way I'm meant to be going. Everyone's going?\\nthis way. That way. Follow the people. But that??", "start": 1419.28, "duration": 5.36}, {"text": "went super super quick. Like it was actually?\\nall right being his second class. I was like??", "start": 1424.64, "duration": 4.48}, {"text": "a bit concerned because he's a big lad. But it?\\nwas absolutely fine. But I'm excited to explore??", "start": 1429.12, "duration": 4.64}, {"text": "Shangdon Province. Brand new one. Yes. I can I?\\ncan barely hear it. It's so loud. I

know it is,??", "start": 1433.76, "duration": 6.24}, {"text": "isn't it? Um a little correction for everyone.?\\nI did say um that this was a German colony for??", "start": 1440.0, "duration": 8.88}, {"text": "like 100 years. Uh I did a bit of research and it?\\nwas like more like 20 years. So sorry about that.??", "start": 1448.88, "duration": 5.76}, {"text": "We'll forgive you. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about?\\nthat. I can't I can't always be right. Oh,??", "start": 1455.28, "duration": 5.28}, {"text": "it's a lot cooler here. It feels like though.

I?\\ndidn't actually check the weather here. It's a??", "start": 1460.56, "duration": 5.6}, {"text": "bit cooler here, isn't it? But it's like half 6:00?\\nin the evening. I'm not sure how far our hotel is??", "start": 1466.16, "duration": 5.44}, {"text": "from here. As you saw, we only just booked it, so?\\nwe ain't even checked. Yeah, I'm buzzing. I'm I'm??", "start": 1471.6, "duration": 4.24}, {"text": "buzzing to be here. This is your This is excited.?\\nI've been to I've been to so many places in China??", "start": 1475.84, "duration": 6.4},

{"text": "and loved I love pretty much all of them. It's?\\nbeen on your bucket list. Yeah. Yeah. I just ever??", "start": 1482.24, "duration": 6.08}, {"text": "since I saw that just been excited to come here.?\\nIt looks like it's going to end badly, mate. I??", "start": 1488.32, "duration": 6.8}, {"text": "should give him an answer. You can't help a man,?\\ncan you? You can't really help a man. Can you??", "start": 1495.12, "duration": 5.44}, {"text": "people behind us? Definitely a lot quieter than?\\num Beijing, in it. Uh where's the person here?",

"start": 1500.56, "duration": 7.92}, {"text": "Sush, right? We're through. Uh, don't know. Metro?\\nor taxi would be better. Have to have a look. Oh,??", "start": 1520.08, "duration": 10.24}, {"text": "look. Burger King. What we got? Ollie in loads?\\nof things. All right. So, Ben's messed up. who's??", "start": 1530.32, "duration": 5.68}, {"text": "booked a hotel that is an hour drive away. And?\\nwhere this is, this is like the central location.??", "start": 1536.0, "duration": 4.96}, {"text": "So, you don't want to be an hour out of here. So,?\\nwe're

going to have to go and find a coffee shop??", "start": 1540.96, "duration": 4.56}, {"text": "and rebook a hotel. Look for around here. I ain't?\\ntraveling. Yeah. It's here. Yeah. So far out. So,??", "start": 1545.52, "duration": 6.16}, {"text": "we're here now. We got all the way there. And?\\nthat's just like don't make sense, Ben. We're??", "start": 1551.68, "duration": 4.64}, {"text": "only when I hate when it happens. Well, I don't?\\nknow how many days we're That's what happens??", "start": 1556.32, "duration": 3.84}, {"text": "when you don't plan

things. Fine. Let's go find a?\\ncoffee shop. something to see at McDonald's. Keep??", "start": 1560.16, "duration": 6.08}, {"text": "going. Lucky. There's loads of food places,?\\ncoffee shops, all here at the train station.??", "start": 1566.24, "duration": 7.52}, {"text": "Um I think we spotted like a Starbucks just down?\\nthere somewhere. Yeah, Ben. It's um McDonald's or??", "start": 1573.76, "duration": 6.48}, {"text": "Starbucks. It's up to you. What do you think? All?\\nright. Lucky De's it is. It's tiny or Starbucks.??", "start": 1580.24,

"duration": 6.48}, {"text": "I don't really want a Starbucks, though. No,?\\nI reckon we could just sit without buying??", "start": 1586.72, "duration": 3.36}, {"text": "anything. Don't want a coffee though. I do like a?\\ncoffee. I don't think I want a coffee. No. Okay,??", "start": 1590.08, "duration": 6.32}, {"text": "you can get one. You can say no. All right, I've?\\nseen the strangest thing. I'm not going to put??", "start": 1596.4, "duration": 4.24}, {"text": "the camera on him cuz it's a little bit unfair,?\\nI think, while you're eating. But

he's eating??", "start": 1600.64, "duration": 3.28}, {"text": "his burger. So, in one hand, he's got his chicken?\\nburger. In the other hand, he's eating a McFlurry,??", "start": 1603.92, "duration": 3.76}, {"text": "like biting his burger and eating the McFlurry.?\\nIt's a massive culture shock. I mean, I've never??", "start": 1607.68, "duration": 4.0}, {"text": "seen that before. We're absolutely flabbergasted?\\nwith what we've seen here today in China. Um,??", "start": 1611.68, "duration": 6.32}, {"text": "you're so annoying at night. Yeah, you're

so?\\ntraumatic. Just sort this out. I'll tell you??", "start": 1618.0, "duration": 4.24}, {"text": "what's funny actually. When we first got here,?\\nwe said, \\"Oh, we sort out when when we first got??", "start": 1622.24, "duration": 7.12}, {"text": "here, we said we sort out hotels because the last?\\nthing we want to be doing is sitting in a coffee??", "start": 1629.36, "duration": 5.44}, {"text": "shop getting trying to get a hotel.\\" Well, even?\\nworse, we're sat in McDonald's. We're sat We're??", "start": 1634.8, "duration": 5.44}, {"text": "not

even sat in McDonald's. We're sat outside?\\nMcDonald's trying to get a hotel. Book it. So,??", "start": 1640.24, "duration": 4.16}, {"text": "we're actually looking around this area. A lot?\\nof them sold out and they're pretty pricey. So,??", "start": 1644.4, "duration": 4.16}, {"text": "that's for two nights. We like like 30 pound a?\\nnight and these are like ?100 for two nights.??", "start": 1648.56, "duration": 5.76}, {"text": "Yeah, we might have to go a bit more out maybe?\\nover here. Shabib Shabibi Shabibi. Right,??", "start": 1654.32,

"duration": 5.36}, {"text": "we have a hotel. We have a booking. I don't know?\\nwhat it is, but I just don't like spending money.??", "start": 1659.68, "duration": 6.72}, {"text": "I just don't like spending money. Ching da is the?\\nholidays at the moment, by the way. But Chinga is??", "start": 1666.4, "duration": 6.16}, {"text": "uh when you mean holiday, it's the kids. The kids?\\nschool holidays. Yeah. At the moment. But but??", "start": 1672.56, "duration": 6.08}, {"text": "Chingda is definitely a lot more expensive than?\\nother cities we've been

to here in China. Uh we??", "start": 1678.64, "duration": 7.76}, {"text": "yeah we paid I think it it works out we paid about?\\n?100 for two nights which doesn't sound crazy but??", "start": 1686.4, "duration": 5.84}, {"text": "for China it is pretty expensive but it's also?\\nin a good location like it's 12minute drive??", "start": 1692.24, "duration": 5.28}, {"text": "from here. Um as we said it's um half term and?\\nit's the weekend like it's Thursday today so we??", "start": 1697.52, "duration": 6.16}, {"text": "booked tonight and the next night

which is Friday.?\\nSo, it's going to be a bit more pricey. And it's??", "start": 1703.68, "duration": 3.76}, {"text": "on Beer Street. And it's on Beer Street as well.?\\nLike Ben's a bit of a tight ass, but I was like,??", "start": 1707.44, "duration": 5.12}, {"text": "it's better to pay more to be in the location.?\\nOtherwise, we're just paying for taxi. So,??", "start": 1712.56, "duration": 4.0}, {"text": "we might as well. Come on. Let's get going anyhow?\\ncuz it's like 7:00 past my bedtime. Have you??", "start": 1716.56, "duration": 4.48},

{"text": "booked it? Yeah, I've booked it. Um, I just need?\\nto cancel our other one. Oh my god. Yeah, I know.??", "start": 1721.04, "duration": 5.92}, {"text": "I've done it the wrong way around. I suppose cuz?\\nwe wouldn't be at the hotel, would we? Well, how??", "start": 1726.96, "duration": 4.64}, {"text": "beautiful is this? The sun's just setting. We got?\\nthe German colonial buildings. Is that the right??", "start": 1731.6, "duration": 5.68}, {"text": "word? The three words that they are right the?\\nright words. Um, we're just getting away.

There's??", "start": 1737.28, "duration": 5.52}, {"text": "the taxi around the meter ones. We're just going?\\nto go over and see if we can order one. I think??", "start": 1742.8, "duration": 4.4}, {"text": "that's the right thing to do. Maybe over here it?\\nsounds it sounds like an experienced traveler's??", "start": 1747.2, "duration": 5.68}, {"text": "Yeah, but it seems like everyone is going to these?\\nmeter ones, but we know the rule. Don't ever go??", "start": 1752.88, "duration": 4.08}, {"text": "and meter one. It's not really the rule, is

it??\\nBut it's the rule like for tourists like us.??", "start": 1756.96, "duration": 6.4}, {"text": "That is probably the rule. All right, our taxi?\\nshould be here. 109. I'm looking for God. Loads of??", "start": 1763.36, "duration": 6.72}, {"text": "beeping going on. It should be somewhere here.?\\n109. Yeah, 109. 109. Um, it only cost us 11,??", "start": 1770.08, "duration": 8.32}, {"text": "but it's only literally 10 minutes, but it's?\\nsomewhere here. 109. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know??", "start": 1778.4, "duration": 5.36}, {"text": "if he's there

yet. Oh, well, I'm getting over?\\nalready cuz he seems to be impatient cuz they're??", "start": 1783.76, "duration": 4.56}, {"text": "not allowed to come into the bus lane, so they?\\nhave to go just before. Everyone seems to be doing??", "start": 1788.32, "duration": 4.48}, {"text": "the same kind of thing. So, we're just, you know,?\\nwe're out the way. 109. Don't think it's all you.", "start": 1792.8, "duration": 12.48}, {"text": "Ni", "start": 1805.28, "duration": 6.4}, {"text": "you in.", "start": 1811.68, "duration": 5.6}, {"text": "He seems like

a lovely guy. Go on. Get in.?\\nJust put in back then B. Come on. Really,??", "start": 1817.28, "duration": 9.92}, {"text": "Ben? It's not like there's loads?\\nof cars waiting behind you.", "start": 1827.2, "duration": 7.76}, {"text": "Meow.", "start": 1834.96, "duration": 8.24}, {"text": "Oh, thank you. Bye-bye.", "start": 1843.2, "duration": 5.44}, {"text": "Don't forget the backpack. Oh, yeah.?\\nIt's in the dark corner. So, you can see,??", "start": 1850.08, "duration": 6.08}, {"text": "isn't it? I could eas I could have easily?\\nleft that. Right.

Done. Look at that. Cheers,??", "start": 1856.16, "duration": 5.6}, {"text": "Jeff. All right, arrived to our hotel.?\\nLet's go check it out. 50 quid a night.??", "start": 1861.76, "duration": 5.36}, {"text": "Last minute bookings. It's?\\ngot to be good, isn't it?", "start": 1867.12, "duration": 6.24}, {"text": "So, this is actually the beer?\\nstreet, I think. It's quite busy.", "start": 1873.36, "duration": 4.16}, {"text": "A beer pump at the front. Is it too early? Is it?\\ntoo early? Oh, mate. Lovely. I spotted a robot,??", "start": 1880.4,

"duration": 7.52}, {"text": "so I'm definitely happy. We're 5 11. It's the?\\nfifth floor. Fifth floor. Seems all right. Not??", "start": 1887.92, "duration": 11.44}, {"text": "a corner room. It's the first. Oh, it's dark.?\\nSo, we got no window as well. Unfortunately,??", "start": 1899.36, "duration": 7.76}, {"text": "we couldn't afford that. Oh, there's a funny?\\nsmell, though. Seems all right. Oh, ashtray. So,??", "start": 1907.12, "duration": 4.32}, {"text": "yeah, you could smoke in there. Yeah, smoking?\\nroom. Should have put a non-smoking room.

Oh,??", "start": 1911.44, "duration": 4.88}, {"text": "it's a Gigi. We do love a Gigi. What is?\\nthat noise? You close the door properly.", "start": 1916.32, "duration": 8.96}, {"text": "Is it? No. So, have we got a fridge? Oh,?\\nnope. No fridge. Tea coffee station. It's??", "start": 1925.28, "duration": 8.16}, {"text": "not going to be the most exciting room. One?\\nof the expensive rooms we've ever booked. Oh,??", "start": 1933.44, "duration": 5.76}, {"text": "bed's not hard, but like firm, I'd say. Yeah,?\\nthis is all right. You happy with it?

Yeah,??", "start": 1939.2, "duration": 8.48}, {"text": "I'm happy. Straight on the Wi-Fi. Rian's in?\\nthe shower. Don't know if you can hear her. Uh,??", "start": 1947.68, "duration": 5.6}, {"text": "we've just been So, I've been a bit stressed out?\\nbecause my SIM card on my phone's not working.??", "start": 1953.28, "duration": 7.12}, {"text": "So, I need to go to the um China mobile shop?\\ntomorrow morning cuz it's like in the room right??", "start": 1960.4, "duration": 7.28}, {"text": "now. Um we haven't got no food yet. I haven't?\\neven ordered

nothing yet. I've been looking??", "start": 1967.68, "duration": 4.88}, {"text": "um just to get know noodles or something, some?\\nsides. Don't really know. Uh one little bonus??", "start": 1972.56, "duration": 9.36}, {"text": "is the video is uploading. Put the countdown on?\\nso it doesn't lock. So, if you're a YouTuber,??", "start": 1981.92, "duration": 6.8}, {"text": "that's a top tip. put a countdown on and it?\\nwon't lock and then your upload will carry??", "start": 1988.72, "duration": 5.36}, {"text": "on even when you're not in the room. So, uh

yeah,?\\nthat's top tip. But the internet seems all right,??", "start": 1994.08, "duration": 4.96}, {"text": "which is a bonus. Uh so hopefully um we can get?\\nvideo up probably tomorrow morning. Uh I'm going??", "start": 1999.04, "duration": 8.64}, {"text": "to nip out um once I've ordered the food, nip?\\nout and get a beer because do you know what???", "start": 2007.68, "duration": 5.04}, {"text": "It's been a bit of a stressful day and also um I'm?\\nonly 35 for two more days. It's my birthday soon??", "start": 2012.72, "duration": 7.68}, {"text":

"and I can do what I want cuz I'm an adult. Beer?\\nmission right now. So, we've got a convenience??", "start": 2020.4, "duration": 6.72}, {"text": "store literally 2 minutes down the road. Can't?\\ngo wrong, Ben, can you? There we go. Do us", "start": 2027.12, "duration": 23.12}, {"text": "all right. Beer. Beer.?\\nFridges. Hot beer. Cold beer.", "start": 2050.24, "duration": 6.96}, {"text": "Surely there's only one beer we can get. Normally?\\nI go for the woou, but it's got to be Oh, look.??", "start": 2057.2, "duration": 7.68}, {"text": "Chingda.

They've got different options. It's?\\ngot to be It's got to be the Chinga, isn't it?", "start": 2065.6, "duration": 14.0}, {"text": "Oh, they got palm as well.", "start": 2079.6, "duration": 6.32}, {"text": "This is quite mental.", "start": 2085.92, "duration": 4.88}, {"text": "Little", "start": 2094.72, "duration": 14.88}, {"text": "do the Oh, no. No. I don't think this not set up.", "start": 2109.6, "duration": 9.04}, {"text": "No, no, no. Do do this one.", "start": 2118.64, "duration": 4.88}, {"text": "Uh,", "start": 2123.52, "duration": 6.56},

{"text": "it's good. How she by sort of", "start": 2130.08, "duration": 9.52}, {"text": "thing is happy days. Things the Pompei don't?\\nalways ask you for the code. When I ask you for??", "start": 2139.6, "duration": 5.76}, {"text": "the code, I'll just flap. I was like, I totally?\\nforget it. So, my little little Joi for the??", "start": 2145.36, "duration": 10.96}, {"text": "taxis is different from my WeChat payment one.?\\nSo, one's my UK number, one's my China number,??", "start": 2156.32, "duration": 8.72}, {"text": "and I've get them mixed up.

And oh, there's?\\nprep. They're actually doing actually doing beer.", "start": 2165.04, "duration": 9.52}, {"text": "Got to try it. Try some. Try some. Okay. Freebie.", "start": 2177.84, "duration": 10.72}, {"text": "Can't say no to a freebie.", "start": 2188.56, "duration": 9.84}, {"text": "Delicious. How can I Can I buy", "start": 2198.4, "duration": 5.68}, {"text": "Oh, no. No. For this uh", "start": 2207.68, "duration": 9.76}, {"text": "25", "start": 2217.44, "duration": 6.72}, {"text": "40 45 Maybe later. Maybe later. No, I'm?\\nnot. No, I'm not on

the I'm not on the lift.??", "start": 2224.16, "duration": 9.28}, {"text": "Someone's No, no. The robot's just come down.", "start": 2234.72, "duration": 6.24}, {"text": "So, are you Where are you? I'm in the?\\nlift now. If you If you can call it. No,??", "start": 2240.96, "duration": 6.4}, {"text": "it's gone. The lift's going. Tell me?\\nwhen you're there and I'll I'll see??", "start": 2247.36, "duration": 3.36}, {"text": "if I can jump in the lift. So, you I'm?\\nI'm downstairs on the ground floor. So,??", "start": 2250.72, "duration": 5.04},

{"text": "I've forgot the card. I'm at the lift. All?\\nright. I'm get I'm get I'm getting in the lift.", "start": 2255.76, "duration": 6.16}, {"text": "Well, I'm in Yeah, I'm in the?\\nleft. You got to call the lift.", "start": 2264.24, "duration": 8.16}, {"text": "Yeah, it's coming.", "start": 2272.4, "duration": 4.0}, {"text": "Well, I'll see you in a minute. Yeah, Brian's?\\nin her pajamas. I forgot. I didn't I forgot??", "start": 2276.4, "duration": 7.36}, {"text": "the key card. I I didn't know you had Well, I did?\\nknow, but I forgot. You need to

scan this thing.", "start": 2283.76, "duration": 6.64}, {"text": "She'll be fuming. She will be?\\nfuming. She ain't going to be happy.", "start": 2292.88, "duration": 8.8}, {"text": "Sorry.", "start": 2301.68, "duration": 8.4}, {"text": "I know. I'm getting out.", "start": 2310.08, "duration": 5.52}, {"text": "Oh, your mic's not on. I know. that like um Eric??", "start": 2315.6, "duration": 5.84}, {"text": "Jag. You are the giver. You're the?\\ntaker. I'm the I'm take it today.", "start": 2321.44, "duration": 11.68}]